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12 June, 2006 at 8:37 am #225176
hilarious thread…….tho not sure i’d want to shoot the pigeons meself , or decapitate bikers or anhialate bats (hmm spellin of ania wotsit aint right …oh well someone will correct me no doubt) :roll:
hugsssssss xxxxx
12 June, 2006 at 8:46 am #225177The correct , quickest and most effective way to kill pigeons is to snap their necks
Pigeon pie is lovely – a Northern delicacy
12 June, 2006 at 10:53 am #225178@tommy-toxen wrote:
northern delicacy??? yorkshire must not be too north then :D
never in my life have i met anyone in yorkshire who eats pigeons :-…
if i ever do, i will kiss the french flag and make a new thread stating that eating snails is a socially accepted thing to do.
the two most evil acts of treason a Britisher could ever make !
(but it’s ok.. because never has the topic of eating pigeons popped up in a pub so my Britishness is pretty secure!)
FFS Thomas – Yorkshire is deep South !!!!!!!!!!!!
Only Northumberland , Cumbria or Scotland can be counted as North
12 June, 2006 at 11:12 am #225179@drivel wrote:
@tommy-toxen wrote:
northern delicacy??? yorkshire must not be too north then :D
never in my life have i met anyone in yorkshire who eats pigeons :-…
if i ever do, i will kiss the french flag and make a new thread stating that eating snails is a socially accepted thing to do.
the two most evil acts of treason a Britisher could ever make !
(but it’s ok.. because never has the topic of eating pigeons popped up in a pub so my Britishness is pretty secure!)
FFS Thomas – Yorkshire is deep South !!!!!!!!!!!!
Only Northumberland , Cumbria or Scotland can be counted as North
There are signs on the major motorways like the M1 and A1(M) which say The North. I am not sure where that changes but it would be some indictation where the North did actually start! Anyone got an idea? Can’t be as far south as the Watford Gap could it?
12 June, 2006 at 11:29 am #225180Well if you live in Glasgow, it starts at Inverness.
12 June, 2006 at 11:35 pm #225181In fact ”the North” starts at Watford (in Hertfordshire for the ignorant Northern gits).
This is because all signs in London that point northwards clearly say ”Watford and the North”. Surely everybody knows that !!!
12 June, 2006 at 11:42 pm #225182:D Winchester, I reckon. It all gets a bit cloth cap, whippets, towns named after cakes and ee-by-gum when you go much further north than that
12 June, 2006 at 11:53 pm #225183:lol: Fuck off. You can’t fool me with your fancy talk. I know you lot still use oxen.
26 June, 2006 at 2:29 pm #225184@kevin wrote:
2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
i have just ordered an air rifle
no idea if its legal
i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
vermin aren’t they?maybe they got the pigeons to make kevin move away
14 July, 2006 at 8:13 pm #225185I have pigeons around my flat but the numbers have gone down recently – commando attacks by seagulls I think.
My daughter has named one that was left behind – she calls it Martin – don’t ask me why, she’s as mad as the rest of the family! Anyway, trying to watch TV with Martin cooing down the chimney and banging on the window is not easy! but, much as I don’t like pigeons on the whole, I do have a soft spot for him.
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