Pigeons

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KILL EM ALL I SAY ! and when you have finished, pop to my house and kill all the seagulls that keep doing number 2’s on my washing . quote.

And when you.ve done that, you can shoot all the f*ckin horses that leave their steaming great piles of shyte all over the road so it gets all over my tyres!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

@kevin wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

She seems interested in the power of your weapon Kev. :wink:

its not a repeater

Few are at our age! :lol:

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Or get a BIG cat?

I have a BIG cat, and incidentally it killed a pigeon in my back yard!!!!! Poor thing.

Now, what do i do about the seagulls? I might have to look at getting a tiger.

:shock: :D :D

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@tommy-toxen wrote:

i like pigeons, they’re nice :D

Get a grip man! :shock:

They’re flying rats who $hit all over Admiral Lord Nelson in Trafalgar Square.
They’re a health hazard, and their crapping damages our historic buildings.

Hang all pigeons immediately!! :evil:

And ther,e dim birds too. Stoooopid bloody creatures just sit in the road staring at you when you drive at em. Why dont they fly? serves em right if they get run over. :twisted:
Not as classy as Bats. 8)