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I was outside work having a fag the other day and a local guy comes along a few times a week to chuck some seed and feed down for the pigeons.
This fat chavvy bird with at least two bums and three bellies hanging out her clothes started hitting him around the head!
Apparantly his actions caused her little boy to cry, who was “admiring” the birds before they swooped in.
It was embarrasing to watch, I was about 100 feet away, the guy was probably in his early 60’s.
He has been back. And Im glad too.
Call em what you like, unless you swallow one whole they dont do any harm atall. We have some nesting outside work too, and I cant wait to see the babies fly.
Ive ripped off the spikes that were put outside our office windows too, that was an awful site seeing them all come back for roosting only to find metal spikes.
Their brains maybe small, but they know where they live bless em.
Long live the pigeon.
Out with immigrants and train pigeons instead.
its funny,but yer not allowed to feed them here too anymore. Obviously,they congregate in City Centres. and seemingly they were making a mess of the Desperate dan and Minnie the Minx statues we have,here in Dundee ! and they have been replaced by shyt gulls from the River tay,as they realise the less pigeons,the more grub for them.
Mothers are up in Arms, at seagulls stealing the macdonald burgers from their bairns buggies ! its a conspiracy,,I tell ye ! (part 472) .
@rubyred wrote:
its funny,but yer not allowed to feed them here too anymore. Obviously,they congregate in City Centres. and seemingly they were making a mess of the Desperate dan and Minnie the Minx statues we have,here in Dundee ! and they have been replaced by shyt gulls from the River tay,as they realise the less pigeons,the more grub for them.
Mothers are up in Arms, at seagulls stealing the macdonald burgers from their bairns buggies ! its a conspiracy,,I tell ye ! (part 472) .
Oh we have the gulls too, some days it sounds like the seaside!
The thing with pigeons is they only sh.it when roosting, and if you know that you know where to walk… common sense innit.
Ive never known anybody to die from pidgeon poisoning.
Those mothers must be a scary army……. Ive seen em.
Actually, Rubes… got on the bus to work yesterday and was dreading it. Being still a bit sore I was worried about being bumped and of course the speed at which the drivers go over the speed bumps. I sat next to a wee girl, she was only 3 and happened to be a friends daughter taking the same journey. Her mum was at the back of the bus.
Happily going along because I only had a small passenger next to me I was able to sit sideyways off me ar/se, and aleviate any pressure ensuring a safe journey.
A few stops and the bus was full. A fat chavvy girl that I know from site with a basildon facelift to put any girl to shame, covered in tats and armed with three toddlers got on. She has never done me any harm, but you know when you know somebody can be aggressive?
Her kids are a credit to her though, lovely two boys and a girl who’s fringe I really want to cut. She sat on the one spare seat and gathered her two boys in with her.
Her “friend” then gets on who is even more aggressive. Not forgetting its 9am. She stands next to me and says “ffs…. you’d think somebody would stand up and let your kids sit down”… the look on her face was “fight”.
She could see I was sitting next to a wee girl and presumed she was mine, well, number one, she wasnt mine and number two, if Id have offered to put her on my lap it would have killed me, and number three… well….. I go to work and pay fecking taxes so they can get their benefits!! I know thats bi/tchy, but thats the sort of girls they were.
I felt like I should have a sign on my head saying just because I dont look 80, or have a physical handicap I need this seat! I paid for it!
Swines!!!!! :twisted:
rant over…. going for a chill out *wipes brow to prevent wrinkles*
actually i fell out with a great wee lassie from Catford over same argument ! I used to go see her on my way to tun wells (julies) and we used to go to that damm awful ” tigers ‘ead” We got on a bus and she let little Alfie sit where he wanted ! i was freaking out ! he was rolling about the place and falling ! was a little tiny thing.
and i was put off a a black woman got on bus ,with shopping.and i told her to move him and she refused !! turns out she was another right winger ! I scooped him up and sat him on my knee..
i never went to see her again,,spookily enough !
are ya managing back at work shaz ?
Not bad, everybody has been really accomodating and when they see me near them they stop rushing about. It has made me realise how fast we move around just for an office environment, pretty scary!
Perhaps thats what keeps us fit lol! The “chair” is the worst bit. sitting in that all day does cause an ache and I get to a stage where I just wanna go home and sit at my puter chair which is at a much better level and I can stick me feet up under me, or go slouch on the sofa and chill to my hearts content.
Hey ho, it aint bad really, doesnt bother me too much. I went out at the weekend, and went to an indi club and when the dance floor emptied before closing I dragged me mate up for a dance cos the fear of someone bumping me went! And then of course nobody believed Id actually had this injury. The best position is obviously standing up as there is no pressure, so they was all taking the p…. swines!
Apart from a few moments where I begin to believe there is nothing wrong with it and suddenly move it’s fine. Wont be riding a bike for a while, but sex is still fine tank da lordy!!
as if !! ?? :)
I would not have went back just yet hen.. i mean a fracture of arm,with suitably signed plaster,would have had more pity. i think you should have had a wee while off yet, well at least another 2 weeks ,so we can go to Marys :) ya could stay with me,,and i promise ye a pillow.
damm i have seen EVERY “tales” hen,,i watch them everynight,just in case !
i need a good dose of Somerset Maughm and Ruth Rendalls !
aww I dont like none of them but dont quote me on that if I start getting into them in 5 years time when they are on in the middle of the night… I just watched a 10 year old episode of Clocking off and am slating myself cos Ive got about 10 hours of stuff Ive got on sky plus to catch up on!
I know what you mean, but Ive only 3 days left and as I work term time Im off next week anyway, so no harm done.
We are a really small office and all get on really well, they are all good friends. Got a new girl started and she is 20 but looks about 10! she is so shy! they all say she reminds them of me when I started I said hang on I was on my first maternity leave then!
ya auld bastird :) thats ok then,,just worrying aboot ye,
i watch clocking off too . there MUST be ONE “tales” or “HAMMER house” i have not seen :)
though ,the odds are slim, a bit like me !
/leaves, heading for the limbo rope. tales is on noo!
ooh its a Dennis Canan ,,the best writer ! i dont think i have seen this !
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