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sorry to hear about your loss
I am wondering whether you should ask Tola for a joss stick – does ‘the’ job quite well under elf n safety (not much light and no Carbon Monoxide fumes)!!
Which takes me to the microwave – the connection is apparent – gotta be opium – not sure which comes first tho the opium or the joss stick!
Maybe Tola needed a coathanger to finally UNdo her jeans?! What was she wearing when she eloped?!
Am also going to enquire whether stalkers are stalked on Halloween too?!
I would embellish on all accounts, but I am running out of ink! Suppose that is the downside of joss sticks, they don’t drip!
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Dear Anc
Thank you for your words x
My, you have a strange mind like mine.But some good points were raised.Maybe jen could supply the joss sticks, i can get the drugs off of corkscrew carter our local dealer.I think it would easier to just put her head in the microwave.Mnid you i say that but theres still no sign of her, where could she be.
Ive even unblocked the shower head with vinegar as my skin was coming off in their this morning it was so hot.I hope she appreciates how we are looking after her.
Luckily we have only had one trick or treater tonight and i hid behind the curtains like christie in rillington place.
I was fearing the embellishments in the last letter, so i await them with trepidation.
I hope your not a world champion speed reader as im a chapter a week man x
I’ve heard of Agatha, but, sadly, not John or Ethel! :wink:
My apologies for not have corresponded for a couple of days.
Oh dear, the sleeping draught wasn’t designed to be used by European males…if I’d known that I’d have sent you a different blend. Are you sure that those were elephants and clouds though? I’d have expected woolly mammoths and candyfloss although I can see how that might have been misinterpreted.
Unfortunately the chemise that you mentioned has sold out; I can only assume that all the f3 women saw your recommendation and snapped them up. I wouldn’t be surprised if you now get several offers to model them for you…perhaps you should also point them to the just chat bed jacket on page 14 so that they can cover up their bare arms first. I do think the lacy ruffles might suit some, although not to my taste of course.
My apologies for the confusion regarding the phallic spells, had you said it was for reduction I’ve have pointed you to the spell on page 12 of last month’s edition of Wiccan’s World. You could have saved some money too since all that was needed for that spell was a cucumber and sharp knife as the intent and imagery as you sliced the cucumber to size was all that was required. I’m afraid that without the wick the candle cannot be resold so it will have to be melted down for reuse. As the candle itself was not faulty or damaged, as a goodwill gesture I will supply goods of your choice up to 50% of the cost of the candle. This is over and above your statutory rights and quite generous, as I’m sure you’ll agree. Please let me know what products you would like as the Christmas rush has started and I would hate you to be further disappointed.
Regarding your proposal for the jen and certain hypnosis clinic..well what can I say, I’m speechless at your suggestion. Have you been tinkering with the silencing spell on page 102 of Pagan’s Paradise by any chance? Strangely enough it’s next to the vanishing troublesome neighbours spell which requires a cleaned shower head…
I had to google piacevole to find out wot it means……………..just sayin :?
oh my, I can’t possibly embellish anything that might usurp JJ’s intricate musings! :D
Erm……….nope, I ain’t a speed reader, your luck is in! (just like ‘reading’ in bed a lot :D ) :lol:
Dear reader
Well what a tiring day, had to drag myself out of bed by 10 this morning then go downstairs to put the kettle on, isnt life a bitch sometimes.
But i did make up for it this afternoon with a 16 mile bike ride to marlborough,was wonderful to cycle through the leafy lanes of gold and red.Im paying for it now though as im having trouble even sitting down as my %%%% is real sore.Why cant they make saddles more comfortable,even the gel ones are like sitting on a bag of knives.
The tola saga continues, shes not back until sunday evening, so we have quickly moved her remaining clothes out of the room to let to another nurse whos arriving at 11pm tonight.Ive heard she might be swedish so am in the process of drilling a small whole between the bedroom walls.
The latest copy of the pagan times dropped on the doormat this morning and as i have 50 pounds to spend from the refund of the candle i will put it to good use.I think the knife and cucumber would be great, although my eyes were watering thinking about it.
There are a collection or swarm of jc women arriving tonight to model the latest outfits,i fear the bare arms though.
Im afraid the jencert hypnosis clinic is already in the pipeline, i have purchased a disused poundstretcher in the mayfair area of london and have builders starting next week on the refurbishment.
Im currently in the process of recruiting staff, so if you have any ideas please forward them on to me.
I have a wedding coming up next weekend so im looking forward to it.The groom is english and the bride indian so we will be playing a mixture of music.The bride was telling me last week that a lot of her family are coming down from london in full costume to do some indian dancing.They will hopefully be supplying a cd as i dont think randy crawford would be appropriate.
Did you understand the message or was it too cryptic? x
not too cryptic, just a bit out-of-date!!! :wink: :lol:
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