……………….5 reasons every man should have a dog.
1,if they like you,and get on with you,they”re like your best mate
2,if you run out of beer or cigs,and its getting a bit late/dark going to the offy they are handy accomplices to ward away and stave off all the “have you got 20p /have you got a cig merchants.
3,they never grass you up if you brring a bird back while the missus is at work.
4,they”re not bothered if you dont buy them a card for their birthday/xmas/valentines etc.
5,they eat cats.