perv!

going home from the pub last night, feeling frustrated because i hadn`t pulled, i spyed an old girl hanging out of her window giving me the `come on`. i thinks to myself `what the hell` so i go up and we do the deed. when finished itell her that it was good but i like it a bit more pervy, so she says` try this` and takes out her glass eye! i give it a go in her eye socket and it was fantastic! afterwards i ask her if , when next im passing, we could try it again, and she say`s `ok, ill keep an eye out for you`.