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@forumhostpb wrote:
@oss wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.
Shortly afterwards – WHAMMO – they die of an insulin overdose. As insulin occurs naturally in the body and as it is broken down in the bloodstream anyway, the excess amount wouldn’t show up in a toxicology screen at a post mortem.
Game over for the victim.
Very very good PB mate but again, you did not research well enough. Yes insulin is natural produced in the human body, but did you for one second think about how much a human body can absorb, cos this is what you are proclaiming that will kill the person. in that short time of brushing their teeth and rinsing there mouth out with water you are hoping the body absorbs 87.48 mg (miL) of insulin. at the rate the body absorbs fluids in the mouth, for it to absorb that amount of fluid they would need to be swilling their mouth out with about 2 gallons of insulin. :D
OK how about using a small quantity of Potassium Cyanide – same method as above. Symptoms mimic a massive heart attack and with any luck they won’t suspect it is a cyanide induced attack and write it off to natural causes.
Mmmm not entirely sure, though the person woud have to be fairly old for it not to seem suspicious. Mmmm i will get back to you on this one :D
@oss wrote:
@cordy wrote:
* wonders where she can get insulin from *
Perfect murder? Chop their heads off, dispose of, chop torso into bits, chop … err, shall I stop now?Cordy all they need is a square mm to take a DNA test – so how small you gonna chop thisbody up :shock:
OK, feed it through a grinding machine, problem solved!
Or! kill the victim, dispose of the body in shark infested water, the sharks finish off the evidence, sure it’s a bit hard to find shark infested water around here, but if you’re desperate enough!Some nice ideas, but not exactly what I am after….Oss I think you would make a fine detective! Very impressed with you, so far!
But how about you were trying to make it look accidental? What would your thoughts be on that scenario?
@jordache wrote:
Some nice ideas, but not exactly what I am after….Oss I think you would make a fine detective! Very impressed with you, so far!
But how about you were trying to make it look accidental? What would your thoughts be on that scenario?
Jordache darlin – i have the perfect murder, but i have not yet commited it, so i would be a fool to divulge my secrets before hand. I shall give you a secret though, and that is distancing!!!!!
Distancing requires a lot of patience and desire to succeed.
Bit if you would like a one to one then my pm is there for tips :wink:
I’m tempted Oss – so very tempted!, but shouldn’t I wait til you have had the privellage?
At least then I would know if it worked or not!
The perfect murder would be to take somebody out on a boat some distance from shore, wack them over the head with a lead pipe then tie their neck to a rope attached to a 20 kilo weigh stolen from the gym and bung them over the side.
Return to shore and forget about your handywork because the fish will take care of that given time. :wink:
But I get sea sick GymGuy…
@jordache wrote:
I’m tempted Oss – so very tempted!, but shouldn’t I wait til you have had the privellage?
At least then I would know if it worked or not!
Jordacjhe darlin my plan is fool proof – i have waited ten years so far to excute it, and i will wait another 6 before i commit it trust me, i have researched it to DEATH. :twisted:
No problem! Jord!!!
I`ll just lamp you over the head onshore then haul you into the boat and set sail into the sunset. :lol:
I prefer to work in feet and inches too Tommy.
Especially inches!
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