Perfect Murder

@bassingbourne55 wrote:

Get them to come and look at the huge vat of mashed potato you’re processing as part of a catering venture. When they are leaning over to admire the potato, give them a shove.

Again majorly flawed Bass mate – you haven’t really thought this through have you, come off it. One a missing persons file woud be processed by someone. Two after you VAT has processed the mash pot and body, persons would become severly ill, in the science world it’s called Cafertio delectus noroturum. Poison by the dead. A dead body spreads illness through out, in this case poss food poison. They would then locate the main food all victims had suffered and locate your VAT and slowly but surely work the motive the reason down to you, as it was your VAT

Oss, I’m sure they don’t teach you all this in t’army. :-s What about an injection inside the mouth or nose or something?

I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.

Game over for the victim.

@poshy wrote:

@oss wrote:

@poshy wrote:

I would just sing to them :twisted: …. they would soon throw themself off the nearest cliff voluntarily … and all I would have done is sing – or perhaps whistle.. that’s pretty excruciating too :lol: :lol:

POshy what are you saying – your voice is devine :D

Aha – it’s clear you have never heard me :lol: :lol:

But darling your murder could be prevented by a simple set of ear plugs :wink:

@oss wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I have the perfect method. You mix some Insulin (enough to kill) with toothpaste and insert it into your victim’s toothpaste tube. They clean their teeth – the insulin goes into their body. They rinse their mouth out and the toothbrush, thereby removing evidence of how it got into their body.

Shortly afterwards – WHAMMO – they die of an insulin overdose. As insulin occurs naturally in the body and as it is broken down in the bloodstream anyway, the excess amount wouldn’t show up in a toxicology screen at a post mortem.

Game over for the victim.

Very very good PB mate but again, you did not research well enough. Yes insulin is natural produced in the human body, but did you for one second think about how much a human body can absorb, cos this is what you are proclaiming that will kill the person. in that short time of brushing their teeth and rinsing there mouth out with water you are hoping the body absorbs 87.48 mg (miL) of insulin. at the rate the body absorbs fluids in the mouth, for it to absorb that amount of fluid they would need to be swilling their mouth out with about 2 gallons of insulin. :D

OK how about using a small quantity of Potassium Cyanide – same method as above. Symptoms mimic a massive heart attack and with any luck they won’t suspect it is a cyanide induced attack and write it off to natural causes.