-
Posts
-
@soulie wrote:
i’ll get him to kill you too so you can’t nick me
But i would foil your killer with my keen eye and awareness, before i was in his sights i would be behinds him and have him in an walk the birdie lock and he would fess up, and you name would be echoed over the roof tops and you be nicked :lol:
i’ll run, and you will never catch me, i’ll go to a place where you would never go
i would go to the ladies toilets
@soulie wrote:
i’ll run, and you will never catch me, i’ll go to a place where you would never go
i would go to the ladies toilets
This super detective has fur burgers ever lunch time in the ladies toilets :twisted:
@geordiebird wrote:
ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:Sounds as if you’ve done that before :shock: :lol:
:-$ Insulin injection under a finger or toe nail. Only works on non diabetics.
* wonders where she can get insulin from *
Perfect murder? Chop their heads off, dispose of, chop torso into bits, chop … err, shall I stop now?Get them to come and look at the huge vat of mashed potato you’re processing as part of a catering venture. When they are leaning over to admire the potato, give them a shove.
@tommy-toxen wrote:
@jordache wrote:
If you had to commit the perfect murder;one that looked like an accident, how would you do it?
Just stab them, throw the knife into the ocean/nearest lake/river, and bury them in a remote location making sure you have a pre-prepared alibi. (like “signing” in somewhere, sneaking out, commiting the murder, sneaking back in then “signing” out so when police check the records it looks like you were there all the time.)
make sure you burn & bury all clothes you were wearing, and wair a hairnet, and also surgeons gloves, and also wear different shoes as the soles can be identified, so chuck your shoes into the ocean/lake/river too and put new ones on (obviously not at the scene!!!!), also if you’re using a vehicle make sure you don’t use your own ffs, or public transport which have CCTV.[
…not that i’m a professional or anything
You forgot one thing TT – DNA of the corpse, now it may take a while to find the body, but they would find it eventually (unless of course you bury her under your new patio), and when they discover her body they would lift any fabric particles of her body that didn’t match her clothes, but this doesn’t worry you, cos you burnt your clothes, but you did forget your dna left on the clothing particles left on her body. Your DNA would be all over the particles of clothing that you wore that attched themselves to her and you subsequently would be arrested
Clunk click mate – nice try though
@pikey wrote:
:-$ Insulin injection under a finger or toe nail. Only works on non diabetics.
Pikey mate since the year 2001 they check every finger nail, every toe nail, evey cuticle – they airbrush the body for an injection, since the murder of JD foster, through an insulin injection in the ass hole. Your plan years ago would of worked but today is majorly flawed mate
Get involved in this discussion! Log in or register now to have your say!