Perfect Murder

@rainbowbrite wrote:

@oss wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Why would i reveal my plot to kiss oss right here right now? :roll: Im not that stupid!

Oh ok id do it in the billiard room with the candlestick. But i would have him first on the billiard table….where i would have my wicked way. :wink:

Mmmmmm i like the sounds of that, i just a bit worried what you are going to do with the candlestick. Please tell me it’s not an anal probe :shock:

Aww so romantic, you remembered i keep anal probes 8) :D

How could i forget darlin, it took 2 weeks to get the last one out :?

@squeezy wrote:

@oss wrote:

Well now there is a question,

Lets see, i won’t mention his name but i will just call him PC

I would find him ask him out for a beer and when he wasn’t looking Stick loads of super glue and stick it on his feet then quickly get us to cross the road but as we got half way across, i would pause for a chat. This would be to allow the super glue to take effect and glue him to the road. The i would jump into a steam roller convieniently parked 100 metres down the road and start rolling towards him. By the time i get there he would of Peed and sh1t himself. He might of tried to take his shoes of but i would of super glued his laces so they couldn’t be undone. Then i would slowly run over him crushing every bone and turns all of his muscles and body fat into puree.

Is that accidental enough.

Oh and PC if you are still out there – time is catching up with you :twisted:

But the superglue would still be in evidence……. :?

Btw….I think ‘PC’ should be worried… :shock:

Yeah but the superglue wouldn’t be connected to me cos i haven’t got any airfix models :roll:

@anaconda f wrote:

I’d take him up to Beachy Head, walk hand in hand with him to the edge then turn him round with his back to the edge, give him a great big snog so he was relaxed and just push him over when no-one was watching

Ah yeah but Ana darlin, as you pushed him his feet would still dig in as he struggled for those 2 seconds, and when they got his shoes back would carry out a plaster cast mould and determine that they where his struggle marks. Then they would wonder who could get him to the edge without to much struggle and be able to relax him without him having putting up a fight. Now if he was having an affair they would assume it was you as an act of revenge, and if he wasn’t aving an affair though would assume you did it for the insurance money. So clunk click your nicked aswell :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahhh see again Soulie mate, whether money is transferd or not a contract killin is quite easily detected especially if it is done by a friend. There is always a blabber mouth who saw something.

Your nicked.

I like this game.

I might have to make up a murder mystery for here using the Jc characters :lol: :lol:

@soulie wrote:

i will hire another murderer to kill the murderer so he does’nt blab

Classic kill the killer to hde the trail, dear oh dear. You have over looked one thing. The common denomenator – YOU

Your nicked :lol: