Perfect Murder

@griff wrote:

Well………..if I’ve ever had enough of the Mrs…I have a fool proof plan :D

Im gonna strangle her and then stick her in a big suitcase and leave her body in the case right in the middle of an airport.
The police will blow her up with a controlled explosion blowing her into little bits so they wouldn’t know I strangled her.
Then i’d tell the police she was fine when I put her in there and sue the ar$e out of them aswell as get all her life insurance :wink:

Although I think I may have just blown my cover :twisted:

Again Griff not entirely flawless my dear friend, as at airports before blowing up unattended bagage, they cordon it off for about an hour whilst they clear the area then send in the sniffer dogs. At which point they would discover there was no plastic explosives in the suitcase. Then approach it, carry out several tests and then open it. Discovering your dead wife with strangulation marks would finger print the corpse and clunk click your nicked :lol: :lol: :lol:

@griff wrote:

My fingerprits on my wife wouldn’t be a crime :wink:

Plus they would blow it up just to be safe……..i’d stick some sausages in her hand….the dogs would go nuts :D

Griff mate you would be better off putting some plastic explosives in there mate as the dogs are trained not to react to food :lol:

@reileyroo wrote:

My god, i am really worried about this thread.

:shock:

Why should you be worried reilyroo, they haven’t began to plot your murder yet and besides DETECTIVE OSS will spoil there plans before the put it into action :lol:

Well, personally i would shag em to death, at least i would walk away with the evidence . :wink:

I will just say there is no perfect murder and if there are murders unsolved (quite a few) i dont think its on purpose i think its by accident! 8)