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If you had to commit the perfect murder;one that looked like an accident, how would you do it?
ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:Well now there is a question,
Lets see, i won’t mention his name but i will just call him PC
I would find him ask him out for a beer and when he wasn’t looking Stick loads of super glue and stick it on his feet then quickly get us to cross the road but as we got half way across, i would pause for a chat. This would be to allow the super glue to take effect and glue him to the road. The i would jump into a steam roller convieniently parked 100 metres down the road and start rolling towards him. By the time i get there he would of Peed and sh1t himself. He might of tried to take his shoes of but i would of super glued his laces so they couldn’t be undone. Then i would slowly run over him crushing every bone and turns all of his muscles and body fat into puree.
Is that accidental enough.
Oh and PC if you are still out there – time is catching up with you :twisted:
@geordiebird wrote:
ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:Thats flawed – cos on the autopsy they would discover bruising in the throat which would point to a choking then on cutting them open discover water in the oesophagus, and being good detectives would put 2 and 2 together and think of ice cubes. Then on checking your freezer and finding 4 ice cubes missing from the ice cube tray point the finger at you and clunk click your nicked :lol: :lol: :lol:
@geordiebird wrote:
ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:OMG you have thoguth this through a lot PMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@oss wrote:
@geordiebird wrote:
ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:Thats flawed – cos on the autopsy they would discover bruising in the throat which would point to a choking then on cutting them open discover water in the oesophagus, and being good detectives would put 2 and 2 together and think of ice cubes. Then on checking your freezer and finding 4 ice cubes missing from the ice cube tray point the finger at you and clunk click your nicked :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll: :roll: :roll:
its good in theoryWell………..if I’ve ever had enough of the Mrs…I have a fool proof plan :D
Im gonna strangle her and then stick her in a big suitcase and leave her body in the case right in the middle of an airport.
The police will blow her up with a controlled explosion blowing her into little bits so they wouldn’t know I strangled her.
Then i’d tell the police she was fine when I put her in there and sue the ar$e out of them aswell as get all her life insurance :wink:Although I think I may have just blown my cover :twisted:
@becky wrote:
@geordiebird wrote:
ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:OMG you have thoguth this through a lot PMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
me/ noooooo :lol:
@geordiebird wrote:
@becky wrote:
@geordiebird wrote:
ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:OMG you have thoguth this through a lot PMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
me/ noooooo :lol:
And i thought you seemed so sweet and very well opinionated :wink: :lol:
i am :wink:
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