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hiya scottish mist or as i call her moisty nope never slept with her either but what a brilliant lady,id bracket her with that other lovely lady sassy,love the pair of them to bits and pieces
icon,hmm now then well yeh its true she can fit into a size 6 dress
she weighs about 4 stone twiggy hates her,and yeh she has got about 58 jobs,but is she any good in bed? not sure she wanted to give her one but i said noooo im 14 stone and 4 lbs i didnt want to snap her in half
rads, omg let me have a drink i need courage for this
biab
gobby claire not you claire i mean minnie mouse,did i meet her yeh did i nob her no just sat on mumbles beach near swansea,she just waffled on for ages about shites,i couldnt get a word in edgeways so i did my usual and fckd off hey dont get me wrong nice chick her but the lady diana hair cut put me off a bit,so god bless all who sail in her
heard she shacked up with her next door neighbour some guy who thinks hes shakin stevens cant see that lasting long can you ?
claire .,) mwaah xxx
dye
well things were looking optimistic with her but some nobwrap spoiled it obv i cant name names but king of mice ruined it with his incessant stalking,and her hubby got wind of it and pulled the plug on her jc career and refuses to give her a tenner to come back,which is a shame really
i just been thinking what is it with me and aberdeen i could have had a hat trick
but yanno
aah well,
Get your facts right coneheed I won’t get involved with anyone in JC you nobheed 😃😃😄😁
oh go and shake yer bagpipes.
Oh I love shaking the bagpipes
you would love to shake my bagpipes 🤣🤣
keep dreaming though little willy
lets move onto them admin and mods
martin yeh been on his yacht,dont really like him tho bit of a bully,always says to me salute me and call me skip fore ye go down on me you peasant
LD hmm ok not bad for her age,nice inner thighs but to dominatrix for me spose thats why shes a retired teacher but boy can she swish that cane
NESSIE, yeh no probs with her,but shes all knees if you get my gist
LE, shes a mystery to me mebbee cod head can enlighten me,reminds me of a song called some girls will some girls wont
but after a few brandies i conquered her
last but not least GD prob the fittest bird in here,but by god shes annoying,wakes you up at daft oclock nudging you at half 3,”hey cose whats the longest river in south america?
me “fck off and oi stop hogging the quilt you scouse tw@t
got a few more yet laters.
I now have a whip!
mmm bend me over and call me brenda,xxx
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