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oh i know the score dont name names,a gentleman never tells and all that,but i dont follow rules oh and dont forget im bi so the list might be long ps if you dont get a mention prob cos you were shitt in bed
omg where do i start?
fishy goes on about nothing my rating 0/1o
kent obe more like kent omg bit fat always wake up with her arsse in my face 8/1o
just h always goes on about his mrs minus ten
kiwi,just dont get me started yebminus a million yeh
weemo prudish scottish fcjk moans about everyting apart from budha her bf none out of ten both
diamond destiny,ah well cant count her,shes got her own togs to deal with nice lady tho igive her 5
limpy bob, well the name says it all total let down a big fat 0
linda ah i got to be careful here aka hairy scary mary er yeh very gen and kind but burps a lot goes to the toilet a lot prob her age but i give her a 9
rio.martini hmm very schexy for her age but shes only got one leg so 5
rosanna,prob my dreamboat,lovely lady but snores like a hippo,i have to sleep in the next cottage
lots more names to come but i gorra go bit tired laters xx
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kent obe more like kent omg bit fat always wake up with her arsse in my face 8/10
Ouch!!
8/10 is the highest I have ever scored
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kent obe more like kent omg bit fat always wake up with her arsse in my face 8/10
Ouch!!
8/10 is the highest I have ever scored
How the fooking hell can you only give Kenters 8/10
She knows more positions than a yoga instructor
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move over Karma Sutra….Kenta Sutra is ere….
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ok ok soz k changing my score i will rate k as as 9 and a quarter which oddly enough is the size of my cok when its hard and that like
dont be all queuing up at once,i got things to do.
oh i know the score dont name names,a gentleman never tells and all that,but i dont follow rules oh and dont forget im bi so the list might be long ps if you dont get a mention prob cos you were shitt in bed
omg where do i start?
fishy goes on about nothing my rating 0/1o
kent obe more like kent omg bit fat always wake up with her arsse in my face 8/1o
just h always goes on about his mrs minus ten
kiwi,just dont get me started yebminus a million yeh
weemo prudish scottish fcjk moans about everyting apart from budha her bf none out of ten both
diamond destiny,ah well cant count her,shes got her own togs to deal with nice lady tho igive her 5
limpy bob, well the name says it all total let down a big fat 0
linda ah i got to be careful here aka hairy scary mary er yeh very gen and kind but burps a lot goes to the toilet a lot prob her age but i give her a 9
rio.martini hmm very schexy for her age but shes only got one leg so 5
rosanna,prob my dreamboat,lovely lady but snores like a hippo,i have to sleep in the next cottage
lots more names to come but i gorra go bit tired laters xx
At least I scored 
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lets move onto them admin and mods
martin yeh been on his yacht,dont really like him tho bit of a bully,always says to me salute me and call me skip fore ye go down on me you peasant
LD hmm ok not bad for her age,nice inner thighs but to dominatrix for me spose thats why shes a retired teacher but boy can she swish that cane
NESSIE, yeh no probs with her,but shes all knees if you get my gist
LE, shes a mystery to me mebbee cod head can enlighten me,reminds me of a song called some girls will some girls wont
but after a few brandies i conquered her
last but not least GD prob the fittest bird in here,but by god shes annoying,wakes you up at daft oclock nudging you at half 3,”hey cose whats the longest river in south america?
me “fck off and oi stop hogging the quilt you scouse tw@t
got a few more yet laters.
Cosy is starting to make Sarah look very sane and normal
you are so in oh i cant spell this er inconsequential to me bob ive ceased to give a fck now jog on ive got loads more to slagg off with their erm bedroom antics,
fishy goes on about nothing my rating 0/1o
You said make it quick & I did
You said used protection & I did too. ( Is a beer can on my knob is protection
)You told me you’d call me later and you never did
Its all about you, you YOU !!!!
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