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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me…
“Oi, what’s your disability?”
I said, “Tourettes! Now fu.ck off you c.unt!”
I was driving past my Gran’s house today and saw 11 pints of milk on her doorstep.
I thought, “she must be fu.cking thirsty today.”
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, “I hope the po.rn channel is disabled.”
Unbelievable what some people are into.
Esme entered a sex shop and asked for a vibrator.
The man said “Choose from our range on the wall.”
She said “I’ll take the red one.”
The man replied “That’s a fire extinguisher.”
my friend was telling me, obesity runs in her family…it would be the only thing that fu.cking does…
a young girl gets her first period, feeling uncomfortable about talking to her parents, she decides to ask Johnny next door. She whips up her skirt and shows him where she’s bleeding from. After a few minutes, Johnny scratches his chin and says “well, l’m no expert, but it looks like someone’s ripped your boll.ocks off” !
I was surprised to learn that XL wasn’t an American airline
China are denying that some of their athletes in this years paralympics aren’t disabled enough to compete.
Fu Kin Mong,Sim Pal Tw.at,Wan Lim Gon,Fut Long Tung & Won Kee Eye were unavailable for comment.How do you know if God really has it in for you?
If you’re black AND ginger.
In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the fuc.king silence.
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