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Starting my own thread……
Why do bulimics love KFC?
Because it comes with a bucket.
Whats black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
An effigy of Christ on the cross has been stolen from the cathedral in Liverpool. Just goes to show you – Scousers will even nick stuff that’s nailed down!
woman catches her man vvanking in the kitchen,she runs over gives best BJ of his life,surprised he says….how come we aint had sex for 6 months now this?I,ve mopped the floor this morning,i,d rather brush my teeth than mop that again.
I’m sure Jethro’s mic is trembling at Pebbles jokes.
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, my husband and I listened to the instructor declare, ‘it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’
He addressed the men: ‘can you each name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?’
he leaned over, touched my arm gently and whispered, ‘self-raising, isn’t it?’
Kids think they’ve got it it rough these days – in my day we didn’t have paedophiles, we had to buy our own fu.cking sweets.
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@~Pebbles~ wrote:
Kids think they’ve got it it rough these days – in my day we didn’t have paedophiles, we had to buy our own fu.cking sweets.
I think we may share the same friends lol! got that the same time you posted it!
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
Whats black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
got my old man in stitches this one, and his mates on the text lol
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