PATS "n" UGO`s sex thread

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Welcome to our sex thread if your having any problems in this department please ask us ” THE EXPERTS “

Dont be affraid as cleanlinness & discreshion assured ….

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:shock: :shock: lmfaoooooooooooooooooo. *puts specs on…an white coat. u ready dr ugo??? :P

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I was born ready my sext expert partner

pmlllllllllllllllllllll

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wonders who first .ahem……..customer will be…….. 8-[

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

hello ugly :D
i am havin a big problem at the mo coz my c ock wont go down especially after ive finished the job and the evidence is hard 2 disguise :D
wot r my options :D

Only take half a viagra instead of a whole one

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

hello ugly :D
i am havin a big problem at the mo coz my c ock wont go down especially after ive finished the job and the evidence is hard 2 disguise :D
wot r my options :D

u obviously arent doin it right. lie on my couch an close ur eyes. this may sting a bit. :wink:

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

thx for ur kind advice the both of u :D 8-[

close the door on ur way out. :lol:

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

thx for ur kind advice the both of u :D 8-[

Thats what we here for

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dear lamby
i think dr ugo would need to take a closer look at said parts to give a correct diagnosis. i however …..would tell the fookwit……..that if i wanted their opinion of me i would slap it out of them. :lol: p.s. try some vaseline………………………………for ur hands. :wink:

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@*Sian* wrote:

I am having probs getting it hard, my cam vvanking is really starting to suffer, I want my widget back, could you help?

report to my msn .immediately. and bring the whip. 8)

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