PATS…

crawl underneath him!!!!!!!!!!!….i wanted to handcuff him face down..and and……….and…………….

ok ok i’ve dun……………(fookin librarians……………..picks up her jilly cooper novels and leaves romace section quietly wif nice man in uniform)…………… :-

@rubyred wrote:

spooky,,im just back from shops buying fresh thyme..as im having a bash at the beef casserole gordon made last night,,i bloody love him ! Never miss the F word me ! I got the bay leaves and the black peppercorns all i need now is buried in a bath of plum tatin and clotted cream with Mr Ramsey !!

ya just WOULD eh?

i’d bury him in a choclate fountain………………marshmallows in every orifice………………..

@gyps wrote:

Marshamallows in every orifice, whilst that brings exquisite images to mind, methinks it is a bit of waste….

Gyppo’s tongue in every orifice… now that is more like it!!!!!! 8)

i forgot to mention the marshmallows wud be on the end of my tongue……………. :wink:

@gyps wrote:

@pats wrote:

@gyps wrote:

Marshamallows in every orifice, whilst that brings exquisite images to mind, methinks it is a bit of waste….

Gyppo’s tongue in every orifice… now that is more like it!!!!!! 8)

i forgot to mention the marshmallows wud be on the end of my tongue……………. :wink:

Biatch……

Whilst you fiddle around putting marshmallows on ya tongue, i shall fiddle around putting my tongue on Ramsay…. 8)

fiddle away…get him nice n moist…..ready fa a real woman.whos tongue techniques no no bounds.and ave plundered many a dark orifice…………. :lol:

@gyps wrote:

You said you’d never tell anyone about the time we met up!!! :evil:

:D :D :D :D i wonder if this filth will be deleted b4 the watershed???????????hands gypo a tissue and says wipe ye knees girl!!!!!!! :wink: