Passive Aggressive

Fine

Find my secret stash of mint chocolate and my pork crackling.

Send me pictures of yourself with a big smile on your face holding up my secret bag of salt and vinegar twirls.

But know this – when I make your packed lunch sarnies I WILL be putting things in them you don’t like just to be EVIL and get you back.

ONION and PICKLE.

I might even use my tiny grater and put garlic on your ham and cheese.

No one wants to breathe in your air?

Well, you messed with the mummanator.

Gobbing off cos I used I cant believe its not butter instead of anchor spreadable?

Make your own sarnies?

Ok fine I will ‘pretend’ I am a good mother.

But when you open your packed lunch box and it aint pretty

THEN I WILL GET MY REWENGIEEEEEE.

Don’t any of you bother to ‘batter’ me on this thread btw

I will make you the worse sandwich ever if you do.