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Paddy was up on tenth floor of a building that was on fire…
“Jump Paddy” the firemen shouted, holding a blanket..
“I aint jumping”, Paddy shouted back.. “I don’t trust you”, lie the blanket on the floor.. :lol:
:lol: :lol: haha that made me chuckle, simple things!
Poli… Where’s ew been? :lol:
whose ew ? lol
You is ew.. :lol:
i went canoeing down white water rapids fell out got carried out to sea eaten by a shark but i didnt taste very good so he spat me out i then swam for 300 miles until i reached land then waited 59 hours for help eventually a toothless pirate with 1 leg and 1 eye rescued me in return for favours … then my internet at home came back after nearly 3 days :)
@(f)politics? wrote:
i went canoeing down white water rapids fell out got carried out to sea eaten by a shark but i didnt taste very good so he spat me out i then swam for 300 miles until i reached land then waited 59 hours for help eventually a toothless pirate with 1 leg and 1 eye rescued me in return for favours … then my internet at home came back after nearly 3 days :)
What a fantastic story.. When i see Pete, i’ll thank him for rescuing you! :lol:
haha ohh u are awful in my best carry on voice :lol:
You know ew loves it really.. :lol:
lol did ya miss me then ? :lol:
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