P.M.T.

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman’s
Answer:

One!

ONLY ONE!!!!

And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to

change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to

find the bloody spare light bulbs despite the fact that

they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle, actually

find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID Bastard light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS
UP OR CARRIES OUT THE RUBBISH!!!!
IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM
THE PILES OF CRAP THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT WHO CHANGES THE TOILET ROLL !!

I’m Sorry. What was the question?

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