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Theres prob lots of books out now entitiled – Overheard in London etc …
But in Dublin were in a league of are own :D
Oh and a skanger would be a chav to the English lolMooney’s Monday Quiz on RTE Radio 1 on 21st September 2011
Derek Mooney: “Which Bird are you said to be “Up With”, if you are an early riser?”
Contestant: “mm..up with…up with the co.ck?”Was in class the other day with our CSPE teacher showing us a movie set in the future, he was having trouble gettin the sound on though….
Teacher: “That’s an electric car lads, thats why it’s silent.”
Student (under his breath): “No, its silent cause you can’t work the f**king speakers”On Liffey Street I saw a gang of lads hanging about. A girl walked by and one of the lads, about 16 years old, says “here luv, how would you like to ruin the rest of your life?”
I was walking down Marrowbone lane near the Guinness Brewery, when I saw a man with a horse. The man’s friend was across the street and called out to him:
Friend: ‘Alright man!’
Man with horse: ‘Ah how’s it goin’?’
Friend: ‘Not a bother. Nice horse.’
Man with horse: ‘Ah cheers, I swapped me missus for him.’Guy (about mid-20s) walks into Londis on Thomas Street:
“Sorry buddy, do you have any of them push pops? I’ve a mental craving for one. Push it for flavour and all, wha?”
Foreign guy behind the counter hadn’t a clue what he was on about.Writing on a wall near the four courts: “FREE PALESTINE”
and written underneath: F**k that, Free Dental!! Lisa needs braces…”Heading down Suffolk Street yesterday and overheard the following exchange:
Girl 1 (turning to try and look at the back of her skirt): “It’s chocolate I think.”
Girl 2: “That’s some funky chocolate if it is.”
Girl 1: “What do you mean?”
Girl 2: “Well, unless they’re after bringing Bournville back and it smells a lot worse than it used to, that’s not chocolate!”Overheard in Argos a week before Halloween; a very large woman had ordered a Wonder Woman costume. On collection the guy stared at her in disbelief and as she walked away he turned to his friend and said ‘wonder woman?.. more like its a wonder she’s a woman!’
Overheard in the Ballyfermot area
Man: “Jachintha, Where the F*cks the jacks roll?”
Jah: “Dunno love, try de hot press!”
Man: “I’m on de bog, will ye get it!”
Jah: “Will in a minute love”
Man: “If you don’t hurry the f*ck up im using up good towel.”you seem to get about a lot and hear a lot of things, are you a roving reporter for jc lucy?
i suggest a better user name for you could be keyhole kate.Queuing on Dame Street to go to Obama’s speech……
Garda on loudspeaker: “no alcohol allowed”
Crowd of 3000+ sarcastically reply: “noooooooooooo!”
Garda on loudspeaker: “lads this is serious”Two girls and a guy were outside a nightclub. The girl was going home with her boyfriend and was obviously feeling guilty about leaving her very drunk friend on her own. She was giving her money to pay for the taxi as her friend didn’t have any money left.
Girl #1: How much will your taxi fare be?
Girl #2: (Incoherently) Around 10 euro…
Girl #1: Ok here’s a tenner, you might need a bit more, here’s a euro and let me see if I’ve anything else…(Rooting through purse)
Guy: That’s enough. Have you not got any money yourself to get home?!!
Girl #1: Here, there’s 18.50, will you be ok to get home with that?
Guy: That’s enough for the c**t. Come on, we’re going!Overheard at City centre pub: Middle aged man in pub: ‘I met a woman yesterday who said I only look half me age.’ Fellow drinker: ‘She must think you’re 92.’
Overheard at Ladies toilets, Wright Venue, Wednesday 30th June 2010: Girl 1: “Ah jaysus Sarah, I hope I don’t get out of it tonight and start ridin’ some randomer. It keeps happening to me!” Girl 2: “Just take it easy with the drink so.” Girl 1: “Eh wha? I don’t think so.”
Overheard at Pub in Inchicore: The morning after a friend’s birthday party we all went to the pub for the cure. One of the lads feeling a bit peckish asked the barman ‘Do you serve nuts here?’ Without battin an eyelid, the barman replies `We serve everyone!’
Sitting on the 39A heading into town, two young ones behind me looking into the liffey when they see a crane.
Girl 1: ah jayus look at the flamingo its standing on one leg.
Girl 2: thats not a flamingo its a stork.
Girl 1: dont be stupid a stork is a margarine.@best man wrote:
you seem to get about a lot and hear a lot of things, are you a roving reporter for jc lucy?
i suggest a better user name for you could be keyhole kate.i never get out thats the problem lol, and the quotes are from a book Cosy.
hahah overheard in LONDON.
Young mother to five-year-old daughter: Morgan! Come here! Do you remember that film we watched about perverts? Now hold my hand!
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