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Catering for the family at meal times … nightmare …. at the time, four at home including a veggie and a diabetic so most foods were cooked and served separate so allowing us all to eat the same minus the sugar and meat products…. it was a way of life!
Mexican night … i slightly over cooked the first batch of Taco shells so on the plate some were much darker than the others … I continue to finish cooking and serving and the girls set the table … all sit down … and my four year old slides a separate plate over to my Asian boyfriend with the dark tacos …. ‘Mummy did these ones special for you to match your skin’
Feck!!!!!! I almost died … thankfully he saw the innocence in the situation!!
Kids grrrrrr.
Got this email this morning :lol:
JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister… After a while he
asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’MELANIE (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough..’DJ (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’
TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’
JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’
This particular Sunday sermon….’Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without
you, we are but dust…’ He would have continued but at that moment my very
obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt
dust?’Friday afternoon after reading the 2nd year the story of the Prodigal Son, one of the questions I asked them after was if any of them knew what a sin was. None of them quite got the idea except a quiet little girl at the back who suddenly seemed bursting to tell me. So what do you think a sin is Isabel? She blurted out “It’s when your a Royal Assassin”!
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