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[lindaclemenza7]

King,,,,

E.T. says be…… good……….

[king_strongbow]

wtf are you talking about lol :)

[lindaclemenza7]

King,,,

Much confusion on f3 discussions. They tell me we met up together. Ha ha ha ha

Xxxx. Nice with the wording wtf? Xxxx ok. Xxxx

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milkman of human kindness, Van

[milkman of human kindness]

with thanks to mizzy king linda what a marvellous collaboration maybe we should start a performance arts group in real life.

Shes put deep heat in my pants bugged my milkfloat

Her tactics are getting somewhat cut throat

She found me in the bookies ambushed me a treat

I ran for the exit I stared at my feet

she got me on the high street pinned me up against the window of joe kebabs

Ive some rather bad news she said ive given you crabs

[milkman of human kindness]

kiTng has said this is also a thread for storys rooms quiet so thought id come here

It was a normal Thursday afternoon around 4pm I was working at the time and dating a lady first year was great but somewhere along the line she turned into the wicked witch of the west so I will refer to her as ww.

Ww was having a Tupperware party I suspected they were examing or buying sex aids with a heavy heart I gave my permission for the front room to be used I was to go to the pub a rare treat! just as I had showered ww came into the room I need a big favour she said pop to asda for me buy me 2 cauliflowers she said.

Thrilled at being awarded this highly prestigious duty I knew best to play ball I skipped on my merry way to asda.Now I don’t do much shopping for vegtables I’m pretty green in that department so I picked up what I thought were 2 califlowers and went home my mobile rang on route it was ww can you get me ten pounds worth of batteries she said no ideal what she wanted them for.

I went home with my wares proudly displayed them on the table.

You total ******* ****** idiot she screams!

Eh I said?

These are cabbages she screams then hurled one at my head!

Well they do look alike I said!

Go on she said p off to your mums house you are without a doubt the biggest inadequate loser ive ever had the misfortune to meet in my life!

Whats the big deal I said cabbage cauliflower whatever.

She was getting nearer to theknife drawer better get tactical I was thinking!

Then ww screams you ever heard of cabbage cheese you total fing idiot!

Had to laugh as I dodged the contents of her cuterly drawer on the way to the back door

[Sairs73]

Years ago when I was breastfeeding I need to put cabbage down my bra, my ex brought me back a lettuce.

milkman of human kindness wrote:

with thanks to mizzy king linda what a marvellous collaboration maybe we should start a performance arts group in real life. Shes put deep heat in my pants bugged my milkfloat Her tactics are getting somewhat cut throat She found me in the bookies ambushed me a treat I ran for the exit I stared at my feet she got me on the high street pinned me up against the window of joe kebabs Ive some rather bad news she said ive given you crabs

I can make it look like theres an invisible wall in front of me and do a bit of robot, I mean not that I am bragging or nuffink.

 

I had wondered why the itching, why the constant need to scratch

Apparently that happens, just before they hatch

Me kebab went in the bin, it had opened on the ground

I never seem to catch a break when this bird is around

She really is a nightmare and not just a bad dream

Now my balls are red and blotchy,  had to cover them in cream

 

 

She flashed me her boobs in Tesco, you know just for a laugh

I did tell her it was over, now shes running me a bath!

I don’t know why she loves me, should feel flattered I suppose

I really am concerned that case is full of all her clothes

 

 

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milkman of human kindness, lindaclemenza7

[Sairs73]

Sorry I’m poem hog.

[lindaclemenza7]

So the case is closed her bags are packed, what should milky do to react with that?

Does he say adieu, he is no fool, does he go look for food or u know who?

Xxx

[Sairs73]

Fink the birds trying to move in Linda lol xx

 

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lindaclemenza7

[lindaclemenza7]

MILKY,

I went to the race track you see, got tired waiting for thee,

The horses at gate, all ready to, looking around what did I behold…

A man holding hot dogs up for free, I am told, 4 for free….
You see… hee hee..

I call the man over, I want 3 for free, the man suppose to be here at 3.

Red onions and mushrooms please, and i think will please him you see.

The last for free is mine you promised me, so will eat as horses go to gate and get ready…

I will open the gate waiting for my mate, if he late, the horses will not wait..they want to be free he will not see…..

Xxx

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