Our Poetic Skills As A Community

[king_strongbow]

Forum posts we all made in consequence order:

This dark cold hotel room,
Never assume anything,
See the Sunshine,
Darkness is coming,
Led on Again…

[milkman of human kindness]

hey king I stayed in a hotel in London ranked 1951 out of 2100 on tripadvisor total hole rats in the wall same duvets as my nans house in 1981 sure your getting the picture king. Then my tap wouldn’t work had to make a pot noodle with radiator water not good

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king_strongbow

[sceptical guy]

A bit unfair…

some are rhymsters who could find a good job in the greetings card industry, but there is genuine poetic talent as well and I think everyone should be encouraged rather than put off.

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king_strongbow

[king_strongbow]

I thought it made a nice consequence order poem lol

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sceptical guy

[Sairs73]

king_strongbow wrote:

Forum posts we all made in consequence order: This dark cold hotel room, Never assume anything, See the Sunshine, Darkness is coming, Led on Again…

I think that’s quite good too.  To continue the theme just for a laugh

Next verse could be:

 

This dank and dreary shower curtain

Never take things for granted

See the sunshine

Darkness – the calm before the storm?

They said they loved you

 

Now I’m thinking of some poor sod stood up all alone in a grotty bed and breakfast waiting for his dirty weekend to turn up and shes not coming cos some bus hit her.

 

 

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king_strongbow

[milkman of human kindness]

Pmed a women in forum 3

next thing I knew in a Travelodge in bangor on dee

said she was pregnant had to flee

now I’m hitchhiking on the a3

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king_strongbow, Sairs73, lindaclemenza7

[Sairs73]

Follow on as no one else did

 

milkman of human kindness wrote:

Pmed a women in forum 3 next thing I knew in a Travelodge in bangor on dee said she was pregnant had to flee now I’m hitchhiking on the a3

Then she stalked me on facebook, she stalked me on twitter

She ranted and raged and sounded quite bitter

I changed my phone number with EE

I hitchhiked to me mums so she wouldn’t find me

 

 

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Van, milkman of human kindness, lindaclemenza7

[milkman of human kindness]

shes over the road in the bushes watching my house

I’m sat alone in the dark like a church mouse

bought her a ring raided my bank

should have bought 10 beers and had a wank

I’m sat here in the dark broom cupboard under the stairs

now for part 5 over to sairs

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Sairs73, king_strongbow

[Sairs73]

Shes been at the windows her face looking in

Her head looks so massive because shes so thin

Her ring fell off and it went down the drain

I’m glad shes getting soaked in the pissing rain

 

I hope she leaves soon as I need a wee

And me mums complaining and wants her tea

Id wank in here to womans weekly

But when I jiggle about the stairs are creaky squeaky

 

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lindaclemenza7, king_strongbow

[lindaclemenza7]

King, great thread……

Hope all and any continue with it.

Awesomexxxxxx

P.s. what is u in me town, and we did what, when? U naughty boy….I was working. Ha ha ha…u made some one very …….upset…….ha ha. Xx

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