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@toybulldog wrote:
Once upon a time, in a forest, a lioness, a cheetah and an antelope came together after a long journey, and decided to confess their sins to each other.
As Queen of the Forest, the lioness was the first. She told the others that, once, after she had finished off a big buck, a zebra came by. “It looked so sleek and tender,” she said, “that I couldn’t resist pouncing.” But she was too full to eat it ! “I had wantonly dispatched a fellow beast for no purpose,” she said regretfully.
The cheetah reassured her. “Why should you, Queen of the Forest, be remorseful about the skill that has made you the greatest hunter of us all ? You are to be forgiven.” Then the cheetah told how, one day, he had spied a fat ewe and her two lambs. Hungrily he had pounced on the nearest lamb, but the mother had begged him to spare the remaining lamb and eat her instead. “I agreed,” the cheetah said, “but I was so hungry I then ate the ewe and the other lamb too!”
Even though she was a mother herself, the lioness forgave the cheetah since he was so beautiful, sleek and strong. Then they turned to the antelope. But the humble beast could think of nothing he had done wrong. “Come now,” they said, “we are all mortals, surely there must be something that troubles your conscience?”
The antelope thought for a moment and answered that, once, after walking all day along a hot desert trail, he had spied a clump of grass. Famished, he stopped and ate it.
The lioness and the cheetah looked at each other in disgust. “You have committed an unpardonable crime and do not deserve to live,” they growled. And they pounced on the antelope and devoured him.
Bomp Da-Bomp Bomp, Bomp Bomp and the beat goes on………
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its tedious, repetative and pathetic. If you havent got something worth while to say, say fook all.
Pebbles..there is a great deal more to humorous observation than the repetitive use of the ‘C’ word and the slagging off of anyone with a letter of the alphabet in their name. When you can learn to do witty, clever and charming instead of vacuous, vacant and vituperative..then maybe you’ll be worthy to have a pop at someone as genuine and smart as Pete.
Until that time..Kindly do me a favour (it would be wise) and shut your good self the godamn-to-hades the fu.ck up!:roll:
Who is kate and does she wear stockings?
@esmeralda wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its tedious, repetative and pathetic. If you havent got something worth while to say, say fook all.
Pebbles..there is a great deal more to humorous observation than the repetitive use of the ‘C’ word and the slagging off of anyone with a letter of the alphabet in their name. When you can learn to do witty, clever and charming instead of vacuous, vacant and vituperative..then maybe you’ll be worthy to have a pop at someone as genuine and smart as Pete.
Until that time..Kindly do me a favour (it would be wise) and shut your good self the godamn-to-hades the fu.ck up!Its been clear for some time that you quite clearly have the hots for pete :-… what with all the sexual innuendo and comments – it screams desperation, and quite clearly pete isnt interested. What he is interested in are the young “newbies” who join the boards. Its been noted on several occassions that hes straight in there, trying to worm his way into their affections and sending sneaky pm’s. Frankly he makes my skin crawl. He’s been awarded the name “pete the perv” and it suits him perfectly. Hes not genuine, and hes not smart… hes been sussed. There is nothing humerous about anything he posts on here, its just a series of boring and repetitive shyte. But if thats what floats your boat, thats up to you, but i can tell you now that im not the only person whos sick of seeing his cr.ap all over the boards. Tedious isnt the word.
I must thank Geoff for my award at some point :D
Now if anyone wants to reproduce affectionate PM’s nows the time to do it :P
As for Esme she’s got more charm intelligence wit and all round attractive qualities than you could ever hope to have so in a fit of pique and bad language on my part dont
fucking deem yourself remotely good enough to say who and who i’m not interested inOh and tell the clique i dont much care :wink:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@esmeralda wrote:
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
pete you bore the fooking shi.t out of me, and im sure im not the only one. Jeez you even make johnboy look interesting. Someone mentioned verbal diarrhoea the other day, whatever the internet board version of it is, you’ve got it. You comment on everything and everything whether or not you know fook all about the subject, its tedious, repetative and pathetic. If you havent got something worth while to say, say fook all.
Pebbles..there is a great deal more to humorous observation than the repetitive use of the ‘C’ word and the slagging off of anyone with a letter of the alphabet in their name. When you can learn to do witty, clever and charming instead of vacuous, vacant and vituperative..then maybe you’ll be worthy to have a pop at someone as genuine and smart as Pete.
Until that time..Kindly do me a favour (it would be wise) and shut your good self the godamn-to-hades the fu.ck up!Its been clear for some time that you quite clearly have the hots for pete :-… what with all the sexual innuendo and comments – it screams desperation, and quite clearly pete isnt interested. What he is interested in are the young “newbies” who join the boards. Its been noted on several occassions that hes straight in there, trying to worm his way into their affections and sending sneaky pm’s. Frankly he makes my skin crawl. He’s been awarded the name “pete the perv” and it suits him perfectly. Hes not genuine, and hes not smart… hes been sussed. There is nothing humerous about anything he posts on here, its just a series of boring and repetitive shyte. But if thats what floats your boat, thats up to you, but i can tell you now that im not the only person whos sick of seeing his cr.ap all over the boards. Tedious isnt the word.
Oh you silly woman..really you’re making an eejit of yourself this time. Pete and I are friends..just good friends as the saying goes. You are obviously blind if you haven’t see the posts announcing the fact that I have in fact ‘got the hots’ for someone else..not only instigated but reciprocated by this other person whom I am bewitched, bothered and bewildered by thank you very much. As it happens, Pete also has a love of his own, very much a mature and loving partner..so stick your accusations where the sun don’t shine, lady!
The ‘sexual innuendo’ and comments are Pete and me having a laugh..at ourselves..at the boards..and at the arsewipe you so very evidently are proving yourself to be.
Your obsession with the sexual congress of others is only outmatched by the desparation of your own..oh my..the jocularity of your ‘vibration’ posts.
Tedious? You’re the most tiresome and predictable little shi.t on here..and that takes some doing.
Away and bile yer heid ya wee nyaff!
@Man in Beds wrote:
Who is kate and does she wear stockings?
only when she’s robbin banks……
Ladies please!
There are gentlemen about!
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