Onion Foot

I wonder what kind of shoe one wears with an onion on ones foot.

And I wonder how tricky walking would be.

It displeases.

misterq wrote:

I picked a load of onions the other day and when my basket was full i heard my self saying to my self……..well that’s chalot….LOL

You know I had to re-read this like 3 times to get it LOL

That’s a lot – that’ chalot lol

You are very consistent mister q

That’s what I enjoy about you

You seem to be light and sunny

And I think you’re often rather funny

Even when you’re being a ‘git’

And I have to cringe a little bit

Your mind may appear to be like a joke book

But you are always worth a second look

One day two onions, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured onion called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured onion was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured onion, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.” “The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.

• This reply was modified 5 years, 10 months ago by  Artful Dodger.