Apparently I have very shapely, well proportioned feet (not much can be said for the rest of me mind) with all toes perfectly formed etc.
Indeed my high arches (un huh) explain my stunning dancing ability and my sensational (though short lived) career playing at Outside Centre for my local Fat B@stards Rugby Team!
Innit!! 8)
I was renowned for my twinkle toes on the pitch (not to mention my twinkly winkle in the dressing room).
Jeeze I do miss the old rugger