Olympic Mascots

i showed this to my five year old and the convo went a little like this

“what are they?”….” there the new mascots for the olympics”….” whats the olympics?” ….” its where contries compeate at all diffrent games”….”so why arnt they playing games”….”because there just there to cheer the others on “……”because the others are rubbish ?”…..”no because they enjoy watching the games”…..”why do they only have one eye each “……..” i dont know”…..” did they loose the other one?”…” no they only had one eye to begin with”….” so how can they watch”….” because the one eye they have is very big”……”why dont they have a mouth ?”…….” i dont know maybe they do and we just cant see it “……..how can you cheer with no mouth ?”……” well i guess you can jump around and wave “…..”are they deaf ?”…….”no i dont think so , do you like them ?”…..* a five minute pause and concideration with some head titlting to the side *……..” no there silly “…”why are they silly?…..”cos they dont run or play they just jump around and wave there arms “…..”well thats kind of the idea i think”…..” thats what you do”…”what i do?”….”yes when youre musics on you jump around”….”no thats called dancing son now go get dressed :oops:

Its the greedy muppets that had their think tank session costing hundreds of thousands to come up with what can only be described as weird looking one eyed pe nis that chokes me…. i’m sure they have some pathetic explanation of the meaning and relevance of these giant nothingness’s…. I for one won’t be reading it pffffttt talk about wasting money….. i’ll watch with excitment to see where the 6 billion they’re looking for to sort the national debt for now comes from… out my pocket no doubt, sometimes wonder why i bother working for a living and don’t just become a sponging bum

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