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Sayings from a book I got at Christmas, but please feel free to add your own!
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Oscar WildeWhen you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth….Think of algebra.
Will Rogers(I am being brave and starting a thread without permission :lol: )
And sarcasm is the lowest form of wit …….. Is that not in your book ? :roll:
Mother love is so common place you don’t notice it until the supply is cut off.
Only a mothers love would make her shake her child like a terrier shakes a rat because he or she DIDN’T get run over.
A mother is the glue that keeps a family together.
Told you so!
Cauliflower is nothing more than cabbage with an education.
I may dislike the things you say but I will always defend your right to say them.
If it isn’t broke – don’t fix it!
He’ll have a hairy fit and wake up baldy.
Chalk it up to experience! Next?
@annette-curtain wrote:
And sarcasm is the lowest form of wit …….. Is that not in your book ? :roll:
There’s a lot of low wit in these parts then…. :lol:
@jen_jen wrote:
@annette-curtain wrote:
And sarcasm is the lowest form of wit …….. Is that not in your book ? :roll:
There’s a lot of low wit in these parts then…. :lol:
You said it :wink:
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho MarxGrandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.
G Norman CollieAge to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
— Kathy LetteMany people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.
— Max FrischEverything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
— George BurnsAnd my favourite…
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
— Mark Twain@jen_jen wrote:
@boojangle wrote:
Cauliflower is nothing more than cabbage with an education.
Lol I like that!
Only if it got cheese sauce on top! lol :lol:
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