ohh the thought lol

Tom came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,
as he
>> often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
asleep.
>>
>> He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
>>
>> When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
>> wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you?” Demanded
Tom,
>> “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”.
>>
>> The mysterious Man answered “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St
Peter”.
>>
>> Tom was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much
to
>> live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family…. you’ve got to
send me
>> back straight away”.
>>
>> St Peter replied “Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.
We
>> can only send you back as a dog or a hen.” Tom was devastated, but
>> knowing
>> there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as
a
>> hen.
>>
>> A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking
around
>> pecking the ground. “This ain’t so bad” he thought until he felt
this
>> strange feeling welling up inside him.
>>
>> The farmyard rooster strolled over and said “So you’re the new hen,
how
>> are you enjoying your first day here?”
>>
>> “It’s not so bad” replies Tom, “but I have this strange feeling
inside
>> like I’m about to explode”.
>>
>> “You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve
never
>> laid
>> an egg before”.
>>
>> “Never” replies Tom
>>
>> “Well just relax and let it happen”
>>
>> And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg
pops
>> out
>> from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
his
>> emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
first
>> time.
>>
>> When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming
>> and
>> he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that
ever
>> happened to him… ever!!!
>>
>> The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt
>> an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting
>>
>> “Tom, wake up you drunken b*stard, you’re sh*tting the bed”.
>>
>>
>>
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