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Oh whit a horrible sleekit beastie
Lurks in your belly eftir a feastie
Nae maitter whit you dae
Awbody’s gonna hiv tae pay
Even if you try tae stifle
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle
Haud yir bum tight tae the chair
Tae try an stop the leakin air
Shimmy yirsel fae cheek tae cheek
An pray tae God it disnae reek
Oot it comes like claps o thunder
Ohmigod ah’ve made a blunder
Riccochets aroon the room
Helpmaboab a sonic boom!
God all michty it fairly reeks
Hope ah huvnae shit ma breeks:wink:
that is brilliant :) *holds nose*
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
durty git ….
*sprays neutradol*
:D :D :D
Love it. Im sure you did a similar one a while back (poem that is) and I cut/pasted it to my folks. 8) They loved it too.
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