Obesity

i was going to start this thread
or one similar :wink:

ladies
have some self respect
look after your selves :roll:

:lol:

I don’t like warm water….

(psssst in your dreams mate :lol: )

@thin ice wrote:

i blame men for so many women becoming bloaters
most men have gone soft
gone are the days when women are stuck cooking washing and ironing etc
men have gone soft and do to much for their wifes
ladies you just got it too cushy
you just dont do enough
here is an action plan for you all that will guarantee you become fitter and slimmer

arise at 6 am
run a bath /switch shower on for hubby
whilst running get down stairs make a nice cup of tea for the old fella while you unload the dishwasher etc
whilst he is showering lay out his neatly ironed clothes for the day and get down stairs and prepare him a hearty breakfast

whilst he eats tread your self to a glass of warm water
then quickley shower your self and get back to your hubby and offer him some morning sex

after sex hand him the news paper
and pop and make him a packed lunch
think healthy
one bloater in the family is enough
after seeing him of to work feed the brats and get them ready for school
walk kids to school and do not drive take the dog with you and after kids enter school jog around the park for 30 mins
arrive back at home and treat your self to another half glass of warm water and a slice of dry toast
now dont sit down and watch jeremy kyle
get that house cleaned from top to bottom
do the washing
ironing
and clean the car
bye now its lunch time
treat your self to a cup of weak tea and a bowl of soup
allow your self ten mins rest you may make a phone call to a friend at this point and also text your old man and enquire what he wants for supper
jog down to shops with dog in tow and collect what ever you need for his super
dont not pass the cake stand and do not buy any treats for your self
collect kids from school
feed kids
sort out their home work with them and whilst they enjoy some quality time doing what they want treat your self to a glass of warm water
before you mow the lawn
prepare his hearty meal for the evening
and take a shower any make your self look sexy
up on his arrival home offer him a glass of cold beer
and ask if he wants sex now or after dinner
fedd him and fck him in the order he chooses
run him a bath lay out some clothes for him
whilst you eat any left over dinner and tidy up
after his shower give him a full body massage
offer him more sex and enquire what time he wants a lift to the pub
drive him to the pub
take dog with you and on way back stop jog around park 3 times then back home
shower and get kids in to bed
whilst waiting for his call for a lift back carry out various domestic chores
collect him from the pub
make his coco
finish his day off with a blow job or full sex depending on how many beers he has had
get some sleep you got a busy day tomorrow

ladies i hope these tips help you
not only will it keep you nice and slim
he wont run off with some young tart either
if any one wants a personalised plan feel free to pm me :wink:

Is this why you ain’t married? :lol:

yes anc
there is a distinct lack of quaility on the market at the mo

how ever
i do run various trials for interested parties
and even when you wont make the grade
you will learn many life skills that some man will appreciate