O …. M …. G !! – No more UFO’s

@cath 55 wrote:

@forumhostpb wrote:

I was once told of a practical joke that could be played on a spinster.

You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have landed!!!!!”

But seriously though …………….

*tapes up me letter box* :wink:

Now Look what you’ve done PB, you’ve got them all panicking..

And just for the record, the old lady down the road had a nurse called as she was un responsive.. She then went grey, and an ambulance was called!

OH NO.. I’m going to be labelled the Cucumber Man.. :(

@forumhostpb wrote:

**** DISCLAIMER ****

Neither JustChat nor its Staff (and that includes me folks) can accept any responsibility whatsoever for any loss injury or damage, howsoever caused, arising directly or indirectly out of any pranks played by its members or readers.

For the record, JustChat and its Staff (that means me again folks) strongly deprecates the practice of wiggling a big green cucumber through an old Spinster’s letterbox and stating or implying that it is a Martian’s penis by shouting “Oh My God … the Martians have landed.”

It must be recognised that this practice is highly dangerous and could lead to unsatisfied cravings on the part of the elderly Spinster. JustChat also draws to the attention of its readers or members the various provisions of the Misrepresentation Act 1967.

i love it your’e back again pb lol xx

@peggy wrote:

what about using a marrow? :lol:

Wouldn’t fit through my letterbox… :- :lol:

@forumhostpb wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@peggy wrote:

what about using a marrow? :lol:

Wouldn’t fit through my letterbox… :- :lol:

Chances are that it wouldn’t fit into an elderly spinster’s ‘letterbox’ either.

it might………………….. :- :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8RfzkhqBLY&feature=related