O …. M …. G !! – No more UFO’s

And then I’ll do what you suggested!! :lol:

@gazlan wrote:

This is what I’ve come to adore about the ‘conspiracy theory’ nutters.

Wonder what there motive is to conspire :?

You bang several times on her front door and make “odd sounding” noises ….. then as she approaches to investigate, you poke a big green cucumber through the letter box and shout “Oh My God ….. The Martians have landed!!!!!”

But seriously though …………….

Would a corgette do ? :shock: ….

Corgette?.. Where am i going to find a car like that at this time of night?.. :lol:

Everywhere I go there’s a tesco’s.. Now, which Tesco’s do i go for?

@forumhostpb wrote:

What ever next??? It seems that the RAF (that’s the Royal Airforce for any non-UK readers) has finally come to the conclusion that it no longer merits having an officer (that’s ONE officer) dedicated to the investigation of “UFO” reports.

The conspiracy theorists are going to have a fit. Indeed the adorable”Hacky” Gary McKinnon is going to have to hack the MOD database in his ever more obsessive search for ‘evidence’ of said “UFO’s”

Does this mean that at long bloody last some common sense has finally percolated into the minds of the military – assuming that they have them – and that they have finally thrown in the towel and accepted that “UFO’s” are total, complete and utter rubbish.

Took them long enough eh? The rest of the world – excluding conspiracy theorists; certified nutters; and new age nincompoops – knew this all along.

Milton Keynes will never be the same without its flying saucers and the West Country will surely suffer when crop circles are accepted to be the result of drunken student pranks and not invaders from Mars.

Well, I am shocked… i tells ya, shocked and discombobulated!

The RAF has been taken over by aliens! And to stop them being found out they’ve sacked the ONE MAN who could out them!

We are doomed!

doomed!

….. on the other hand, I really like crop circles and do be do dah twiglet zone stuff. And, I like the idea that there are other life forms out there, i hesitate to say other intelligent life forms, because that presupposes that WE are intelligent.

But.. maybe the extraterrestrials have written to our world governments and told them that we are not going to be investigated any more, but are being quarantined until we self destruct! And after all, we are down in the most well thumbed tome of all times and spaces as being

MOSTLY HARMLESS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ucT1HgTHUI