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Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her Tuffett
Eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and frightend miss muffett away.blooy lil wimp that muffett one !
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the window and crying through the lock,
Are all the children in their beds, it’s past eight o’clock?Definitely a perv if you ask me!
If this landed beside me not only would i run like hell, i’d prob crap myself at same time. Miss Muffet was right to run.
The Wolf Spider:
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
‘Twas enough to make a man stare.What excatly is the moral to this one??
@irish_lucy wrote:
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
‘Twas enough to make a man stare.What excatly is the moral to this one??
The original version was
Hey, rub-a-dub, ho, rub-a-dub, three maids in a tub.
And who do you think were there?
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker,
And all of them going to the fair.and it was about so-called upright and respectable people being found doing something they shouldn’t! :lol:
wth is thread all about,you cant be serious?
Compared to some you start, Cosy YOU cant be serious :wink:
oi lucy shut it and get some work done instead of sitting there reciting bloody nursery rhymes.
Im that good, i get away with leaving my work to build up till friday and still get it done, AND also have time to be here, why dont you just join in and stop giving out.
join in what,nursery rhymes,no ta,id rather dip my eyeballs in mustard,i mean wth is this the tufty club?
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