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Subject: Now this puts an end to all the arguments…………….

>HSBC Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new
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> To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we
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> have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate
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> procedure for their use.
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> Please read the procedures that apply to you, i.e.: MALE or FEMALE,
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> remember them for when you use our new machines for the first time
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> PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS
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> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
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> 2. Open car window.
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> 3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN.
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> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
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> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
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> 6. Close car window.
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> 7. Drive off.
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> PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS
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> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
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> 2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the
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> 3. Restart the stalled engine.
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> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate
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> card.
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> 5. Turn the radio down.
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> 6. Attempt to insert card.
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> 7. Open car window.
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> 8. Attempt to insert card again.
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> 9. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its
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> 10. Insert card.
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> 11. Re-insert card the right way up.
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> 12. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
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> back page.
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> 13. Enter PIN.
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> 14. Press “Cancel” and re-enter correct PIN.
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>15. Enter amount of cash required.
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> 16. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
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> 17. Retrieve cash and receipt.
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> 18. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
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> 19. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
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> 20. Re-check makeup.
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> 21. Drive forward 2 metres.
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> 22. Reverse back to cash machine.
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> 23. Retrieve card.
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> 24. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot
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> provided.
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> 25. Restart stalled engine and pull away.
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> 26. Drive for 2 or 3 miles.
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> 27. Release handbrake
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