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    I was gonna post this a while ago but the timing just didn’t seem right. Now – sod it! It’s an old joke anyway and I’ve known it for years.

    A guy goes missing one day. A few days turn into a few weeks, a few weeks turn into a few months and the police have no leads at all so after talking to his family they call off the search. A few days later, PC Plod is out on patrol when he sees this head on the shoreline. ‘Oh, no. Surely not’ he thinks to himself.

    So he takes the head round to the missing guy’s house to tell his wife. He knocks on the door and his wife answers. ‘I’m sorry to have to do this’ he says, as he holds the head out to his side ‘But is this your husband?’

    ‘No’ she says ‘He’s taller than that’

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