Northerners should move South

@sir Actor wrote:

Northerners have bigger willies too.
You erm…forgot to mention that. :wink:

Only this male would try to point this out… GG’s buddy. :wink:

@sharongooner wrote:

@socrates wrote:

Funny how Southerners like to see themselves as ‘cosmopolitan’ because they ‘are closer to Europe’ – yet neither a London or any Southern football club has ever won the European /Champions League . Liverpool 5 – Man.Utd 3 – Notts.For. 2 – A.Villa 1
The South? A big ZERO. Perhaps Southerners need to move ‘up North’ if they want to actually beat the Continentals – we might teach you how to beat them – because its quite clear, you could never win it while you have a hole in your arses.

Most Liverpool and Man U fans live down here anyway!

LOL.

@minim wrote:

According to a report out today, the millions of pounds worth of money invested in some towns in the North (Sunderland and Hull for example) will never regenerate the areas, and people should accept defeat and just move South. The academic who wrote the report said that green belt restrictions should be relaxed so that 3 million homes can be built near Oxford and Cambridge.

Some of the arguments are that whereas 100 to 200 years ago the North had good links to trade because of shipping. Now, with close ties with Europe, the South has the advantage, as the rest of Europe is errr South. And, that no amount of money will encourage businesses to move into cities which are dying.

I think that was the gist of it anyway.

What say you all?

Noooooooooooo, there’s too many foreigners down south. You don’t have any trees or fields down south, either, and it’s too hot in the summer. The beer is flat, and expensive.

I live in a big house, next to a field, just a 2 minute walk to all the farm fields, reservoir, woodlands, surrounded by countryside, there’s no foreigners – you might see the odd Muslim in town but they tend to behave themselves, and if you go to the city you’ll see a few coloureds – but it’s not like down south where you’re outnumbered and on top if it all I pay £1.35 for a very nice pint of bitter indeed and there’s very little violent crime………………………………………… and I’m supposed to leave all that to go down SOUTH? Knife crime? Flat beer? No countryside? No fresh air? No English people?

They can chuff.