“So here is where things stand: As of now we know this attack was carried out by gigantic fucking assholes…Definitely working in service of an ideology of pure ass-hole-ry.
It is important to remember, nothing about what these assholes are trying to do is going to work. France is going to endure and I’ll tell you why.
If you are in a war of culture and lifestyle with France, good luck. Go ahead, bring your bankrupt ideology. They’ll bring Jean-Paul Sartre, Edith Piaf, fine wine, Gauloise cigarettes, Camus, Camembert, madeleines, macarons, and the…croquembouche…
You just brought a philosophy of rigorous self-abnegation to a pastry fight, my friend. You are fuc*ed!”
– John Oliver