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Everything you need to know can be learnt from Noah’s Ark !
ONE: Don’t miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm there’s always a rainbow waiting.I suppose that the next thing we’ll hear will be that Noah was female.
Well.. Would a man be that organised, aswell as sympathetic, i mean,.. two of everything, and so on?..
Sounds like typical female indecision to me.
Can’t make your mind up ….. so take both of ’em.
Yup – maybe Noah was female after all.
FGS :roll:
I won’t bother posting anything remotely humourous again, all you lot do is pick it apart :?
Tut Suzie ….. we’re not picking it apart (that’s a woman thing isn’t it?) ….. we’re simply offering an informed analysis of the situation based on the facts put before us.
@forumhostpb wrote:
(that’s a woman thing isn’t it?)
:roll: :roll:
:lol:
and they say JC is full of man haters !
you LOT ? I never said a word :?
Wonder who the they refers to 8)
Wasn’t it God who said take two of everything?
God is obviously female then. Noah was just the person God had around to do the chores while she got on with all the important stuff.
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