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Right after read the sad post on here called “Valentines ideas”, a few of you sad losers can’t find someone one to love….?
So instead of losing weight, washing, shaving, going out in the sunlight and meeting real people, I am going to help you out.
The rules are simple like most of you.
First you need a picture of yourself that’s over 10 years old or use someone else’s
A cheesy pick up line
Lie about your looks, age, weight and life style
And tell us what you are looking for in a “partner”
No matter how bad you smell or look there is someone for everyone on this site, as long as they’re not fussy.
Is that why you haven’t ventured outdoors in a while DOA? Thanks for the advice I’m sure it’ll come in handy for fastcars and Andrew.
@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Right after read the sad post on here called “Valentines ideas”, a few of you sad losers can’t find someone one to love….?
So instead of losing weight, washing, shaving, going out in the sunlight and meeting real people, I am going to help you out.
The rules are simple like most of you.
First you need a picture of yourself that’s over 10 years old or use someone else’s
A cheesy pick up line
Lie about your looks, age, weight and life style
And tell us what you are looking for in a “partner”
No matter how bad you smell or look there is someone for everyone on this site, as long as they’re not fussy.
You`v got such away with words..No thanks rather stay on me own!!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24 m and live in London.I like snowboarding and socializing with new people.
I gave up work some years ago to work for charity, after my trust fund was made available.
Now I work for a well-known charity in there “IT” department.
The right women for me would be caring, kind and easy going……….someone to make my life complete.
No kids
No smokers or drug users
No pets
If youre gonna pretend that someone elses pic is yours, at least pick a good one
Give him credit, he is thick.
I love pointing out hypocrisy. You have it in abundance.
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
If youre gonna pretend that someone elses pic is yours, at least pick a good one
The picture is of Seth Wescott, described has “America’s newest Olympian sweetheart” (He a snowboarder for those of you over 30.)
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