I’m nice
I’m nice
I’m NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I’ve finally made a soddin list
I’d like to thank my mum and dad for keeping me when I was born
My twin sisters who made my life a misery by ganging up on me but helped build my strength of character
My closest bestest friend Annette who struck me off her wedding list when her hubby to be told her to (‘cos I’d rejected his pass the week before)
The teacher who wrote in my last school report that I would be lucky to leave with any qualifications at all
and finally my ex husband who, upon our first encounter, told me to piss orfff
All these people made me into the woman I am today
and for that I shall be eternally grateful
*sashays off into the sunset*
Oh
and thin……….
I havent had that hard a life I just look like I have :wink: