New Year Resolutions

Well Sairs babe my new years resolutions are to watch out for women that steal your money and pretend they are good girls.

Not to get Cat Fished ever again by monstrosities.

To stop loving water sports so much.

Not to get involved with women whose houses are that disgusting it effects their health giving them constipation, bad stomachs, bad heads, breathing problems and that cry and throw themselves on the floor n stuff. Then try to commit suicide in front of you.

To go clubbing twice a week instead of 4 times a week.

To drive my brand new Yamaha slower down country lanes.