New Words For 2008

1. ASSMOSIS: The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

2. TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks (i.e. sh*t).

3. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

4. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of a n electronic device to get it to work again.

5. SINBAD: Single working girls — Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

6. AEROPLANE BLONDE: One who has bleached/dyed her hair, but still has a “black box”.

7. AUSSIE KISS: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

9. GREYHOUND: A very short skirt, only an inch from the “hare”.

10. TART Fuel: Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.