New Remix…I will Survive…

I want to hear you all singing this outloud!!!
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> SING IT GIRLS!!!
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> At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
> But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
> I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on…
> But there you are, another lie,
> I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French fry!
> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic
> dream
> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
> Jeans!
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>
> Go on now – go! , Walk out the door,
> Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find you out!?
> Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size don’t count??!!
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> [Chorus]
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> I will survive! I will survive!
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life’s gonna thrive!
> I will always have good sex,
> With a handful of latex!
> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>
> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
> Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multi-speed!
>
> [Chorus]
>
> I will survive! I will survive!
> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> My sex life’s gonna thrive!
> I will always have good sex,
> With a handful of latex!
> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Susieann :oops: