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14 March, 2010 at 6:35 pm #14485
The Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many but help is at hand.
Join the new free care plan today. If you are 65 years or older, you can apply. All new members will receive a gun and four bullets.
You are allowed to shoot one 2 MP’s , one councillor and just to be sure of a long sentence, someone you really don’t like and think the world could do without.
As part of the plan, you will leave enough evidence to make sure you are caught and in due course will be sent to prison.
There you will get a safe central heated environment, three meals a day, lots of company, free TV and an assortment of games plus – most importantly – all the health care you need! New teeth needed? No problem. New glasses? They’ll be provided. New hip, knees, kidney, lung, heart?* They’re all covered too. *
Who will pay for all of this? The same government that told you they cannot afford your current health care.
And as an added bonus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay income tax anymore.
Is Britain A GREAT country or what?
*Restrictions may apply. If you get terminal prostate cancer, you may be released and flown to a far off, sunny country, where you can live a bit longer with your friends and family. This is known as the Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi clause.
14 March, 2010 at 7:37 pm #435753That would be funny if it wasnt so god darn true
Hello btw QM ltns :) xxxxxx14 March, 2010 at 7:59 pm #435754@(f)politics? wrote:
That would be funny if it wasnt so god darn true
Hello btw QM ltns :) xxxxxxYou have seen me poli, you just haven’t recognised me :lol:
14 March, 2010 at 8:49 pm #435755You could always vote conservative.. of course you’ll end up having to have health insurance eventually and you’ll get the treatment you can afford
14 March, 2010 at 9:34 pm #435756@pete wrote:
You could always vote conservative.. of course you’ll end up having to have health insurance eventually and you’ll get the treatment you can afford
As opposed to Labour and watching them spend it all on diversity co-ordinators and climate change enhancement advisors?
Face it, the only people to live comfortably under the Labour regime are public servants, the rest of us are just cash cows for the quango’s.
14 March, 2010 at 9:38 pm #435757And under the tories it’ll be the wealthy so were f*cked either way
15 March, 2010 at 4:54 am #435758@pete wrote:
And under the tories it’ll be the wealthy so were f*cked either way
Typical socialist bilge, ever given any thought to how the wealthy spend their money? They spend it getting the little guys like plumbers and electricians to do jobs for them. They set up businesses, employ people, invest in up and coming companies. Labour have wrecked all this with their high taxes, the wealthy are going abroad, no-one will invest in Britain anymore, Labour have wrecked our manufacturing base far more than the Tories ever did.
Also 4,300 offences created by the Labour government since 1997 — an avalanche of legislation. It equates to an average of 28 offences every month since Labour came to power and it is getting worse. Under Gordon Brown the creation of offences has risen to 33 a month.
For the period since the war to around the 1980s you saw one major criminal justice bill each decade, but since 1997 we’ve seen more than 50.This is the Britain your beloved Labour has created, this is why 3/4 of a million skilled workers and their families leave never to return only to be replaced by unskilled workers who work cheap and take away what few jobs are left. “British jobs for British workers” the slogan nabbed from the BNP by Gordon Brown, proven to be a lie. 81% of new jobs created are taken by foreign workers all thanks to Labour.
Record peacetime debt.
Record peacetime deficit.
The first fascist MEP elected to the European Parliament.
UK drops from 7th to 24th in international maths and literacy rankings.
100 new taxes on the middle class.
Council taxes double for the middle classes.
Council tax revaluation if Labour are voted back in.
4,300 petty new laws.
Authoritarian police state oppressing legitimate protest, photography and law abiding citizens.
Doubled the length of tax law and created a mass of new regulations.
Sold the UK’s gold reserves at the bottom of the market.
Ripped up a system of financial regulation proven over 300 years; 10 years later the UK has 5 Failed banks.
Destroyed the best private pension provision in europe, taking £100bn from prudent pensioners.
Destroyed more of the UK’s manufacturing sector than Thatcher.
Politicisation of the police, the civil service, education.Falling productivity in public sector despite 48% real-terms increase in spending.
Overseen the rise of the unaccountable, unsackable, feather-bedded bureaucrat, taking control over every aspect of people’s lives.
New GP contract increased average pay to £100,000.
Most GPs refuse to provide care during evenings and weekends.
Arrest of an opposition MP for doing his job.
House prices unaffordable for workers on average salaries.
Soaring knife and violent crime in our cities.
Debasement of politics, endless re-announcements of the same policy, cash for peerages, lies, spin and deceit.
200+ service personal killed.
First non-jury Crown court trials.
Abolished century old practises of Parliament; House of Lords, Life Peers, Lord Chancellor’s department, Lord Chancellor deminished3 million immigrants invited into the UK to take 81% of all new jobs created.
1 million young people unemployed.
Jacqui Smith.
Foot and mouth crisis (twice)
Farm payments
Tax credits
Afghanistan war
Iraq war
Under funded ill-equipped Forces
Privatised large parts of defence establishment for short term gain
PFI
Home Office failures
Uncontrolled immigration (am I a racist for mentioning immigration, dear me)
NHS in tatters
School standards at the lowest ever
Thousands of knee jerk badly written laws
Rampant EU fraud
EU ignoring its own people
EU referendum promise reneged
Treaty/Constitution
Northern Rock
RBS
HMRC
Lost data – child benefit and dvlc
Donorgate
Climategate
Cash for Honours
Single families
Economy in complete tatters
First time buyers taken out of market
Rich and poor divide becoming bigger
Plenty of tax rises – both direct and indirect
Uncontrolled private sector
Crime out of controlThis is your Labour.
15 March, 2010 at 10:03 am #435759….. and yet …. and yet …. there are still some people who continue to vote for them – God only knows why.
15 March, 2010 at 11:06 am #435760One word…. miners…. and i just might sue for libel
Typical socialist bilge
15 March, 2010 at 11:08 am #435761@quiet_man wrote:
Record peacetime debt.
Record peacetime deficit.
The first fascist MEP elected to the European Parliament.
UK drops from 7th to 24th in international maths and literacy rankings.
100 new taxes on the middle class.
Council taxes double for the middle classes.
Council tax revaluation if Labour are voted back in.
4,300 petty new laws.
Authoritarian police state oppressing legitimate protest, photography and law abiding citizens.
Doubled the length of tax law and created a mass of new regulations.
Sold the UK’s gold reserves at the bottom of the market.
Ripped up a system of financial regulation proven over 300 years; 10 years later the UK has 5 Failed banks.
Destroyed the best private pension provision in europe, taking £100bn from prudent pensioners.
Destroyed more of the UK’s manufacturing sector than Thatcher.
Politicisation of the police, the civil service, education.Falling productivity in public sector despite 48% real-terms increase in spending.
Overseen the rise of the unaccountable, unsackable, feather-bedded bureaucrat, taking control over every aspect of people’s lives.
New GP contract increased average pay to £100,000.
Most GPs refuse to provide care during evenings and weekends.
Arrest of an opposition MP for doing his job.
House prices unaffordable for workers on average salaries.
Soaring knife and violent crime in our cities.
Debasement of politics, endless re-announcements of the same policy, cash for peerages, lies, spin and deceit.
200+ service personal killed.
First non-jury Crown court trials.
Abolished century old practises of Parliament; House of Lords, Life Peers, Lord Chancellor’s department, Lord Chancellor deminished3 million immigrants invited into the UK to take 81% of all new jobs created.
1 million young people unemployed.
Jacqui Smith.
Foot and mouth crisis (twice)
Farm payments
Tax credits
Afghanistan war
Iraq war
Under funded ill-equipped Forces
Privatised large parts of defence establishment for short term gain
PFI
Home Office failures
Uncontrolled immigration (am I a racist for mentioning immigration, dear me)
NHS in tatters
School standards at the lowest ever
Thousands of knee jerk badly written laws
Rampant EU fraud
EU ignoring its own people
EU referendum promise reneged
Treaty/Constitution
Northern Rock
RBS
HMRC
Lost data – child benefit and dvlc
Donorgate
Climategate
Cash for Honours
Single families
Economy in complete tatters
First time buyers taken out of market
Rich and poor divide becoming bigger
Plenty of tax rises – both direct and indirect
Uncontrolled private sector
Crime out of control.
Most of that is Conservative manifesto :wink:
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