NEVER LIE TO KIDS lol

NEVER LIE TO KIDS

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl
coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the
newspaper?” Thinking quickly, the guy replied, ” A bird.”
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up,
he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him
what happened.
The guy says, “I don’t know. I was lying on the beach, this little
girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next
thing I know is I’m here.
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her,
“What did you do to that naked fellow?”
After a pause, the girl replied, “To him? Nothing. I was playing
with his bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its
eggs and set it’s nest on fire!!!”
Never lie to kids, ESPECIALLY GIRLS!!!!!