OK let me see if I got this straight then . . . .
We need it because of the vital importance of dancing naked around a midnight fire despite the fact that we’re rotating anyway, and with some woman who ebbs and flows like the turbulent seas while deflecting the coach drivers haemeroids and waving to the man-on-the-moon as we do so on a Friday night.
But thats just mad. Next you’ll be saying that the space landings were for real and not filmed at the Disney studios with Mel Brooks performing voice-overs.
It’s a balloon, forgotten after play and hanging there in the night.
And it’s made out of cheese.
Thought everyone knew that.