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whiskey galore
moons husband goes away on a 3 day fishing trip
and its all round to hers.
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the postman always rings twice
but not at borns he doesn’t he rings once and his dragged in with his sack over his head
but our intrepid postman turns the tables and puts the sack over her head
coughs empties his sack then puts the rest of his letters in a few lidls carrier bags he finds lying about on our raven beauties encrusted carpet
and carries on with his round.
elf
mr pat finally gets a job
as a supermarket shelf stacker,but annoys the management when he asks for a step ladder,even tho he is only on filling the freezer duties.
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Orson.
Get a history lesson. Do not live in the midwest.
Term “wife” sadly paper only. But everyone knows me personally does know why.. and everyone who asks me if married tell them paper only, use term partner always. Many people will tell you always corrected. reasons private can not explain publicly, and you and especially others here will not know my real private affairs unless I offer it proving to be trustworthy and honest.
If could of gotten to you privately do you not think this would have been better than the role playing.???
Really disappointing me now. But with you what else is new.My film is being edited and worked on. Soon arrival for your bed time, drinking party bash time, or popcorn and movie start rolling.
Really you hurt me most of all then the others..thanks..
You took out the fan club with you too.. oh orson, hope, not for people like you. Slowly changing my belief even exist any more. Your were the final straw here broke this camel’s back.. why, entertainment?, hate? get rid of me. Need a walk, orson just throwing in towel. Happy now, your followers. My play role will end soon on a personal thread. Need to write it oerfect. Closing curtain…..
Single White Female
A female chatter becomes over involved in other peoples lives and believes it is her mission, and hers alone to tell the world the ‘truth’ about them. All the while spinning fantastic fantasies about her own life.
She analyses their online activity on various sites and then ‘outs’ them for what they buy and where they buy it. She stalks FaceBook looking for the ‘lies’ they have told.
She is The One to educate chatters that people are not who they claim to be.
Nobody tells the truth but The Chosen One.
Her mission….to bring her ‘truth’ to the masses.
Guess…..
Too much?
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This reply was modified 7 years, 3 months ago by
secret unicorn.
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This reply was modified 7 years, 3 months ago by secret unicorn.
Single White Female…..guess
Could be me but me hubby is under the patio!
Oh and I’ve dumped me Portuguese lover allegedly (you cant make it up)!
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This reply was modified 7 years, 3 months ago by Diamond Destiny.
hitchikers guide to the galaxy
ram takes the film title alittle to literally and pulls a hamstring even before he reaches Gatwick.
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romeo and juliet
moi climbs up to guccis window on a ladder while her husband is asleep in the west wing
starts whispering sweet nothings to her but tragically falls off and lands in a drunken crumpled heap.
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Writer of unique quality and style, unable to give fine style today with pen to paper in writing short performance for entertainment this evening…
Actor: can sing, dance, and remember her lines. (My opinion)
The critics are out before the audience early..
As the curtain slowly comes down, you can listen to YouTube performance of:
SUSAN BOYLE’S
“Send in the Clowns.”Respect with my partner as both of us comfortable, no, not under patio, would not disgrace his family tradition, nor mine, in cement..the best…
If should ever run in to Martin at one of his seminars or mine, will make sure we sit down and discuss right, wrong with his first enterprise of one in which has others.
Good night, you will have to find another performance.
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